I have the funniest parents

I swear I have the funniest parents sometimes. I wish I could just record them and show it to them years later. The thing is, they don't mean to be funny, but when I think about it and tell my friends, I just can't help but laugh. Sometimes I just want to and put some of this stuff on mymomisafob.com or mydadisafob.com.

On a digression, I recently found out about fmylife.com. Another past time of mine of which I can probably add one or two things to.

Anyhow, last night, I was talking to my dad. I talk to my dad once in a blue moon, the topics usually revolve around two things - school or my future. Lately, it has been more of the latter due to my graduation date quickly approaching.

"So son, how's school?"

"Oh it's good."

"Okay. So...do you have a girlfriend?"

"Nope."

"Why not?"

"Well...It's compli..."

"What? No girlfriend? Do you need money? How much do you need? I'll give it to you. You need to find yourself a girlfriend son." Then he goes on how I need to pay for the girl, but not all the time. Oh dad.

I also have a funny story about my mom from awhile back. I'm walking downstairs into the kitchen to get some breakfast. I see my mom just staring at me.

"Son, I have a question?"

"Yes?"

"Are you gay?"

"No?"

"Are you sure? I haven't seen any girls in awhile. And...you're a cheerleader and and...you have boys coming into your room late at night. I mean, I love you regardless...I just want grandchildren."

"First of all, just because I'm a cheerleader doesn't mean anything. And my friend was plastered last night and he was in the area. But anyways, you have two other sons"

"Aiyah! You're the oldest!"

She still asks about girls from time to time.

Oh mom.